August 2012
wwiao:
am i allowed to name my child noob
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LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY →
Full beard, stubble, or shave. Goatees are for douchebags.
fairygodblogger:
you really learn to appreciate life that first day after your period is over
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets
Watchregenerador:
im sorry
i cant
do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
rockatthegirlshow:
I wish guys could cum glitter
remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman
colfersaurusrex:
okay but an example of why we need better sex education in schools is the story of how I lost my virginity
i’ve included illustrations to further illustrate what im trying to illustrate to u today
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this is the best
