me in every situation: im too punk rock for this
im going to put glitter on everything i own
girl-farts: I keep meeting really awesome people at parties and getting too drunk and scaring them away with my sloppiness and lack of basic motor skills.
At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
wwiao: i try to avoid anyone that thinks saying ‘bitch please’ is funny