But then, the truth was never really the point. Thin women don’t tell their fat...– Kate Harding (via chubby-bunnies)
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
laura is made of hard work, oatmeal, and rainbows. With a dash of Power Rangers.
so i worked at walmart today and i decided it would be a good idea to eat a “big extra” (quarter pounder with lettuce, tomato, onion, etc) for lunch because i was exhausted and having a shitty day and i was like fuck being a vegetarian i don’t even care and anyways two hours later i had intense stomach pains and diarrhea good thing i was done work or shit would have got real....
ratbrat: I never understood the whole “you’re too attractive to be single” thing. I wasn’t aware my physical appearance had anything to do with whether or not I hate the human race.
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
So im at work at a dude comes through my register and he gives me like 5 tootsie rolls and his wife goes “they call him the candy man” and i was like what ok
saddeer: have you ever peed and felt like a new person
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she...– Lady, You Really Aren’t “Crazy” (via girl-violence)