basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
i want to change my url to macarenaandcheese but i probably wont
me: you're welcome for that caesar, by the way
will: thanks. thank you.
me: i even put a pickle in it and sliced you a lime.
will: i'll put a pickle in you and slice your lime
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inothernews: natface: callmerobin: Carl, stay in the house. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch...
these plugs are not glass. i was swindled!!/!/1