January 2012
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via valjeans)
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cosmo tip #156
expertcosmotips:
want to be sexy AND creative??? buy a shitload of different lipsticks and give your man a rainbow dick- with your mouth! then take a picture and post it on your flickr! other girls will be SO. JEALOUS.
...my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5... →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
madisonkelly:
urethrafranklin:
What an amazing dad.
i don’t particularly enjoy the musical sounds of lana del rey
i like gurl butts
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