December 2011
my boyfriend just farted on my glasses and said “pink eye”.
pah:
what if cats have internet too
and it’s full of pictures of us
o m g
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
so, i’m meeting my boyfriends family on boxing day. he has a ten year old niece and i’m guessing she’ll ask why i don’t eat meat during dinner because all kids ask. i need a simple explanation for why i’m a vegetarian that doesn’t mention killing animals or makes the rest of the family look bad for eating meat.
any answer is appreciated.
thanks, yo
