my boyfriend just farted on my glasses and said “pink eye”.
pah: what if cats have internet too and it’s full of pictures of us o m g
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
me: nothing they just waved
me: do you sea what i did there
me: i'm shore you did
me: don't be a beach
so, i’m meeting my boyfriends family on boxing day. he has a ten year old niece and i’m guessing she’ll ask why i don’t eat meat during dinner because all kids ask. i need a simple explanation for why i’m a vegetarian that doesn’t mention killing animals or makes the rest of the family look bad for eating meat. any answer is appreciated. thanks, yo