November 2011
i like what you see: “But one great thing about... →
ilikewhatyousee:
“But one great thing about marriage, when it’s entered by regular folks, in good faith, is that it’s hard to exit. It costs money. You have to talk to lawyers during business hours except whoops—you have a job that you need to earn money to buy food and pants—so when are you going to both take…
October 2011
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my mom made me a sour cherry smoothie and it is really fucking delicious
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is scothawketpp121117
just discovered IsAnyoneUp. lol.
dish drainers gross me out
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
