cosmo tip #653
expertcosmotips: impress your potential date by making a pyramid out of the empty drink cans you keep in your room because you’re too lazy to clean them out
heartless: im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out
greatwhiteprivilege: “i prefer girls who—” hey buddy i’m gonna let you in on a little secret nobody cares
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"